Time to drop Rural Voices Radio
I used to think Mississippi wasn’t THAT bad, because the people I know aren’t anything like that. I’m born and raised here. I KNOW we aren’t all ignorant hicks barely literate with a 100 word vocabulary. However; listening to Rural Voices Radio makes me think, ‘WE ARE ALL HICKS HERE!”. I mean, couldn’t they at least let these people read their prose like 10 times and take the best one. Why must they always sound like, “This.Is.The.First.Time.I’ve.Ever.Seen.This.Thing.I’m.Reading.Even.Though.I.Wrote.It.” said with the biggest drawl you can imagine.
At least come up with a different ‘message’ every month or so. These things sound the same EVERY TIME! “My.Momma.Mayed.Me.A.Sammich.I.Love!My.Momma!” And that will be from a teacher!
I’m beginning to think “The Writing Thinking Institute” is actually the ‘Zoolander school for kids who don’t read gud’. Either that or they are playing a practical joke on the whole state.
Please make it go away!